Laws and ordinances you really must wonder about. Wonder why any lawmaker would even waste the ink to write this much less the tax dollars to get it pushed through.

• In Alberta it seems that It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlor.
• Throwing snowballs in Calgary, where there is lots of snow is against the law. I wonder if anyone ever tried to enforce this law.
• Bicycle riders are caught in a catch 22, see by law both hands must be on the handlebars at ALL times, but, you must signal with your arm to turn… hmmm…. Edmonton
• In Canada, Kids tie them laces in double knots because it is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied.
• In Saskatoon, It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands
• In Toronto There will be no sawing of wood on the street
• It Toronto, it is against the law to wash your car in the street
• Windsor, no playing of a musical instrument in a park
• and in Winnipeg, No hitting the ground with metal objects
• In Winnipeg, make sure your blinds are down if dressing because you may be in some trouble if you forgot.

Here are some more… it just gets stranger for some Canadian lawmakers. I wonder what the punishment may even be for eating ice cream or having a broadband internet connection.

Does that meen the phone companies in Ontario are all breaking the law by installing broadband lines.

1. In Nova Scotia a person is not allowed to water their grass when it’s raining. Not like someone would do this, but it’s against the law in Nova Scotia!
2. In Cobourg, Ontario if you have a water trough in your front yard, it must be filled by 5:00am!
3. In Guelph, Ontario, the city is classified as a no pee zone!
4. In Toronto, Ontario, where I lived, it’s illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge St on a Sunday!
5. In Montreal, Ontario you are not allowed to wash your car in the street or park your car in a way that it blocks your own driveway!
6. In Ottawa, Ontario you are not allowed to eat ice cream on Bank St on a Sunday!
7. In Beaconsfield, Canada it’s considered an offense to have more than two colours on your house; and you are not allowed to own a log cabin!
8. In Uxbridge, Ontario it’s illegal to have an internet connection faster than 56k!
9. In Kanata, Ontario, believe this, it’s illegal to have a clothes line in your back yard!
10. Finally, in Oshawa, Ontario it’s illegal to climb trees!