Sent in by a readerHello,At the address http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/ you list some laws we supposedly have in the UK.Well firstly you say that in York one is allowed to murder a Scot. Well you aren’t. If you’d bother to read http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/docs/lc304.pdf (seriously don’t) you’d find that no one can kill a Scotsman at any time or with any object unless in very certain circumstances so… it’s wrong.Next: “With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.” what the fuck is that on about? Everything is sold on Sundays that is of course unless a shop keeper can’t be bothered to open his/ her shop… it’s true we often have limited opening hours with shops but that doesn’t mean we can only buy carrots…Another one, “Anal sex is prohibited.” this is true but only in Northern Ireland (and they’re pussies anyway)And again, “You may not make out in public.” I tried it in front of a policeman, didn’t give a shit.One more, “It is legal for a male to urinate in public” this only applies in cities and towns and frankly I don’t think it’s a stupid law, who wants to see a guy pissing when they’re shopping or something? There are enough public conveniences and it’s considered impolite to whack it out and do ya business anywhere… do you not agree?Another, “Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.” not any more mate. Not wrong but shouldn’t be on the site: “A license is required to keep a lunatic.” come on this is for the person’s own and others’ protection, it’s only to make sure you don’t let the luny go…This is a ‘what the fuck’er “Damaging the grass is illegal.” seriously… what? er… no.”In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close in Hereford.” see above, you can’t kill anyone… just because they’re Scotish and Welsh, we don’t like them but we have to deal with it (I’m joking I love them I’m part Welsh)Hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it (I didn’t really but hey I was bored)