Stupid Laws - A few Corrections
Sent in by a readerHello,At the address http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/ you list some laws we supposedly have in the UK.Well firstly you say that in York one is allowed to murder a Scot. Well you aren’t. If you’d bother to read http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/docs/lc304.pdf (seriously don’t) you’d find that no one can kill a Scotsman at any time or with any object unless in very certain circumstances so… it’s wrong.Next: “With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.” what the fuck is that on about? Everything is sold on Sundays that is of course unless a shop keeper can’t be bothered to open his/ her shop… it’s true we often have limited opening hours with shops but that doesn’t mean we can only buy carrots…Another one, “Anal sex is prohibited.” this is true but only in Northern Ireland (and they’re pussies anyway)And again, “You may not make out in public.” I tried it in front of a policeman, didn’t give a shit.One more, “It is legal for a male to urinate in public” this only applies in cities and towns and frankly I don’t think it’s a stupid law, who wants to see a guy pissing when they’re shopping or something? There are enough public conveniences and it’s considered impolite to whack it out and do ya business anywhere… do you not agree?Another, “Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.” not any more mate. Not wrong but shouldn’t be on the site: “A license is required to keep a lunatic.” come on this is for the person’s own and others’ protection, it’s only to make sure you don’t let the luny go…This is a ‘what the fuck’er “Damaging the grass is illegal.” seriously… what? er… no.”In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close in Hereford.” see above, you can’t kill anyone… just because they’re Scotish and Welsh, we don’t like them but we have to deal with it (I’m joking I love them I’m part Welsh)Hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it (I didn’t really but hey I was bored)
2 Comments posted on "Stupid Laws - A few Corrections"
Joe on August 3rd, 2010 at 5:36 pm #
dude, seriously..you take these “Stupid laws” with a grain of salt… A lot of them where time period laws..like way back when, when NO ONE did anything on a Sunday…if you are taking all these “laws” literally and in present day..you’re an idiot…
george on February 27th, 2011 at 1:18 am #
the bits about killing people with crossbows on the wall if they are Scottish and wearing a kilt is actually a law but is a left over from wars we had also it is technically illegal to eat a mince pie of Christmas day from when oliver Cromwell was the leader they never got rid of it
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