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	<title>Laws US and International sick, stupid and crazy laws</title>
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		<title>Stupid Laws - A few Corrections</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 21:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sent in by a readerHello,At the address http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/ you  list some laws we supposedly have in the UK.Well firstly you say that in York one is allowed to  murder a Scot. Well you aren&#8217;t. If you&#8217;d bother to read http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/docs/lc304.pdf (seriously  don&#8217;t) you&#8217;d find that no one can kill a Scotsman at any time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sent in by a readerHello,At the address <a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/">http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/</a> you  list some laws we supposedly have in the UK.Well firstly you say that in York one is allowed to  murder a Scot. Well you aren&#8217;t. If you&#8217;d bother to read <a href="http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/docs/lc304.pdf">http://www.lawcom.gov.uk/docs/lc304.pdf</a> (seriously  don&#8217;t) you&#8217;d find that no one can kill a Scotsman at any time or with any object  unless in very certain circumstances so&#8230; it&#8217;s wrong.Next: &#8220;With the exception of carrots, most goods may not  be sold on Sunday.&#8221; what the fuck is that on about? Everything is sold on  Sundays that is of course unless a shop keeper can&#8217;t be bothered to open his/  her shop&#8230; it&#8217;s true we often have limited opening hours with shops but that  doesn&#8217;t mean we can only buy carrots&#8230;Another one, &#8220;Anal sex is prohibited.&#8221; this is true but  only in Northern Ireland (and they&#8217;re pussies anyway)And again, &#8220;You may not make out in public.&#8221; I tried it  in front of a policeman, didn&#8217;t give a shit.One more, &#8220;It is legal for a male to urinate in public&#8221;  this only applies in cities and towns and frankly I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a  <a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/2008/absurd/more-stupid-laws/" class="kblinker">stupid law</a>, who wants to see a guy pissing when they&#8217;re shopping or something?  There are enough public conveniences and it&#8217;s considered impolite to whack it  out and do ya business anywhere&#8230; do you not agree?Another, &#8220;Committing suicide is classified as a capital  crime.&#8221; not any more mate. Not wrong but shouldn&#8217;t be on the site: &#8220;A license is  required to keep a lunatic.&#8221; come on this is for the person&#8217;s own and others&#8217;  protection, it&#8217;s only to make sure you don&#8217;t let the luny go&#8230;This is a &#8216;what the fuck&#8217;er &#8220;Damaging the grass is  illegal.&#8221; seriously&#8230; what? er&#8230; no.&#8221;In Chester, you can only shoot a Welsh person with a  bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.You may not shoot a  Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close in Hereford.&#8221; see  above, you can&#8217;t kill anyone&#8230; just because they&#8217;re Scotish and Welsh, we don&#8217;t  like them but we have to deal with it (I&#8217;m joking I love them I&#8217;m part  Welsh)Hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed  writing it (I didn&#8217;t really but hey I was bored)</p>

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		<title>The Trunk Murderess - Winnie Judd</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Winnie Ruth Judd, known as the trunk murderess died at the age of 93 in Arizona. She was in prison most of her life for one of the craziest crimes of the century and one she claimed self defense on. The entire murder and bizarre aftermath is fascinating. I mean, who the hell does this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Winnie Ruth Judd, known as the trunk murderess died at the age of 93 in Arizona. She was in prison most of her life for one of the <a href="http://justsickshit.com" title="craziest crimes">craziest crimes</a> of the century and one she claimed self defense on. The entire murder and bizarre aftermath is fascinating. I mean, who the hell does this shit? The<a href="http://justsickshit.com" title="sick pic"> sick Pic</a> below is of the contents of the trunks.<br />
<a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ruth-judd-killing.jpg" title="winnie judd murders"></p>
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In 1931 with the great depression in full swing a sensational story was needed, and Winnie gave it to them by getting caught with trunks full of cut up dead bodies.</p>
<p>Mrs. Judd, 26, a doctors wife, arrived in Los Angeles with trunks that seemed to be dripping blood. When asked to open them by police, she stated she did not have a key and left the scene. Winnie Judd was tracked down and the trunks were opened. The trunks of course, contained cut up dead bodies.</p>
<p><a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/winnie-judd_thetrunks.jpg" title="winnie-judd_thetrunks.jpg"><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/winnie-judd_thetrunks.jpg" alt="winnie-judd_thetrunks.jpg" align="right" /></a> then a 26-year-old secretary at a Phoenix medical clinic and the wife of a doctor, arrived at</p>
<p>Inside the large trunk, police found the body of Agnes Anne LeRoi, 32. In the smaller trunks was the body of Hedvig Samuelson, 24. The body was cut up so it would fit into the trunk. There was also a fourth part found later.</p>
<p>Seems the women shared a residence, got in an argument and were fatally shot. Mrs. Judd cut up the body to fit in the trunk and took it with her. To this day, no one is really clear what they were arguing about.</p>
<p>&#8220;Four days after the bodies were discovered, Mrs. Judd was arrested in Los Angeles. She quickly became an object of curiosity. When she was returned to Phoenix for trial, thousands lined the streets for a glimpse, and the owner of the home where the murders occurred sold 10-cent tickets for tours.&#8221;</p>
<p>Winnie Judd always maintained that the women attacked her and she shot them in self defense, the prosecution asserted that she shot the women while they slept out of jealousy. She was found guilty and received the <a href="http://executions.justsickshit.com/category/death-penalty-crimes/" class="kblinker">death penalty</a>, death by hanging. Thousands of people wrote in to save her including Eleanor Roosevelt.</p>
<p>She escaped six times after that and stayed out for seven years at one time under an assumed name. In 1971, she was judged to be sane and released. She died at the age of 93</p>
<p>What a crazy life!</p>

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		<title>Gotta love the lawyer jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hundred-Dollar Bill.
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in  the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The Hundred-Dollar Bill.</strong><br />
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, and honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they simultaneously spotted a hundred-dollar bill laying in  the street. Who gets it?<br />
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.</p>
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		<title>Lawyer joke, Is the Blonde smarter than the lawyer?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are blondes smarter than lawyers? You be the judge.
A blonde and lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight  from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, very tired,  just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Are blondes smarter than lawyers? You be the judge.</strong><br />
A blonde and lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight  from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, very tired,  just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over toward the window to catch  a few winks. The lawyer persists (as lawyers are wont to do) and explains that the game is  easy and a lot of fun. He says, &#8220;I ask you a question, and if you don&#8217;t know the answer, you  pay me $5.00 and vice versa.&#8221;<br />
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.<br />
The lawyer, now agitated, says, &#8220;Okay, if you don&#8217;t know the  answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don&#8217;t know the answer, I&#8217;ll pay you $500.00.&#8221;<br />
This catches the blonde&#8217;s attention and, figuring there will  be no end to the torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.<br />
The lawyer asks the first question, &#8220;What&#8217;s the distance from  the earth to the moon?&#8221;<br />
The blonde doesn&#8217;t say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out  a $5 bill and hands it to the lawyer.<br />
&#8220;Okay,&#8221; says the lawyer, &#8220;your turn.&#8221;<br />
She asks the lawyer, &#8220;What goes up a hill with three legs and  comes down with four legs?&#8221;<br />
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches  all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the  net and Library of Congress, still no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends  and coworkers, all to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.<br />
The blonde says, &#8220;Thank you,&#8221; and turns back to get some more  sleep.<br />
The lawyer, more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and  asks, &#8220;Well, what&#8217;s the answer?&#8221;<br />
Without a word, the blonde reaches in her purse, hands the  lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.</p>

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		<title>Stupid Modern Laws and Regulations in the UK, just a few new ones</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when you thought it was the medieval laws that were a bit quacked, you get some new gems from recent years.
Topping the list is my favorite UK law. In 1998, seems they thought it was necessary to create a law banning a nucleur explosion. Yes, if you set off your own home made bathtub [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/atomic-test-2.jpg" title="atomic-test-2.jpg"><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/atomic-test-2.thumbnail.jpg" title="atomic-test-2.jpg" alt="atomic-test-2.jpg" align="left" hspace="5" vspace="5" /></a>Just when you thought it was the medieval laws that were a bit quacked, you get some new gems from recent years.</p>
<p>Topping the list is my favorite UK law. In 1998, seems they thought it was necessary to create a law banning a <a href="http://justsickshit.com/category/nuclear-war/" title="nuclear weapons testing">nucleur explosion</a>. Yes, if you set off your own home made <a href="http://justsickshit.com/category/nuclear-war/" title="sick weapons">bathtub nuke</a>, you may in fact be facing some jail time.   Go figure.  Seems that being charged with all the death and devastation the bomb causes is not quite enough of a punishment. And dare I even mention the punishment of <a href="http://justsickshit.com/category/iraq-war-pics/" title="iraq war photos">George W. Bush up your butt with the entire U.S. military</a> blowing up your entire town for even thinking such things (well, only if your town sits on any considerable amount of oil).</p>
<p>Well, hell&#8230; I was gonna order up a few million dollars worth of uranium to create a cool l<a href="http://justsickshit.com/category/explosions/" title="explosions images and pictures">ight show in the yard</a>, but I sure can&#8217;t now, it would be illegal. I wonder what the fine would be? <a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/2008/absurd/wonder-if-these-nutty-us-laws-are-still-around/" title="stupid law fine for atom bomb">In Chico, California they say there is a fine of $500 for detonating a nuclear device</a>.</p>
<p><em><strong>3000 new laws in nine years, wow&#8230; Tony may be going for Guinness Book Stardom on this one<br />
</strong></em></p>
<p>The article is from a website called <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/blairs-frenzied-law-making--a-new-offence-for-every-day-spent-in-office-412072.html" target="_blank">independent</a> and begins as so..</p>
<blockquote><p> Tony Blair&#8217;s government has created more than 3,000 new criminal offenses during its nine-year tenure, one for almost every day it has been in power.</p>
<p>The astonishing tally brought accusations last night of a &#8220;frenzied approach to law-making&#8221; that contrasts with falling detection rates and climbing levels of violent crime.</p>
<p>The figures emerged as police chiefs disclosed they were considering asking ministers for a set of new measures to allow them to impose &#8220;instant <a href="http://corruption.justsickshit.com/category/un-just/" class="kblinker">justice</a>&#8221; for antisocial behavior.</p>
<p>The 3,000-plus offenses have been driven on to the statute book by an administration that has faced repeated charges of meddling in the everyday lives of citizens, from restricting freedom of speech to planning to issue identity cards to all adults.</p>
<p>In total, the Government has brought in 3,023 offenses since May 1997. They comprise 1,169 introduced by primary legislation - debated in Parliament - and 1,854 by secondary legislation such as statutory instruments and orders in council.</p></blockquote>
<p><!--proximic_content_off-->                      <!--proximic_content_on-->&#8230; and watch out for squirrels (gray kind) and suspect potatoes as well, both may get you in deep shit. Oh, one more thing&#8230; just stay away from the Titanic, that thing has already seen enough trouble, no need to add to it.<br />
<strong>Twenty activities outlawed by Labour</strong></p>
<p><strong>Nuclear Explosions</strong> (Prohibition and Inspections) Act 1998</p>
<p>Causing a nuclear <a href="http://justsickshit.com/category/explosions/" class="kblinker">explosion</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Scallop Fishing Order</strong> 2004</p>
<p>If a boat breaches the restrictions in articles 3, 4 or 5, the master, owner and charterer are each guilty of an offence.</p>
<p><strong>Measuring Instruments</strong> (Automatic Rail-weighbridges) Regulations 2006</p>
<p>A person shall be guilty of an offence if he uses for trade an automatic rail-weighbridge to which there is affixed a disqualification sticker.</p>
<p><strong>Scotland Act 1998</strong> (Border Rivers) Order 1999</p>
<p>Unauthorised fishing in the Lower Esk.</p>
<p><strong>Apple and Pear Orchard Grubbing Up Regulations </strong>1998</p>
<p>Any person who (a) intentionally obstructs an authorised person in the exercise of the powers conferred on him by regulation 10 above, or a person accompanying him and acting under his instructions or (b) without reasonable excuse, fails to comply with a requirement under regulation 10 above, shall be guilty of an offence.</p>
<p><strong>Protection of <a href="http://wrecks.justsickshit.com/" class="kblinker">Wrecks</a></strong> (RMS Titanic) Order 2003</p>
<p>A person shall not enter the hull of the Titanic without permission from the Secretary of State.</p>
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		<title>Dumb laws worldwide top list, too funny and just quacked</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following are some of the most absurd laws (non-U.S. silly laws)  I have found to date, check em out for a good chuckle.

Bolivia, In Santa Cruz it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
In Canada Any debt higher than 25 cents cannot [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/world_flags.jpg" title="world_flags.jpg" alt="world_flags.jpg" align="left" height="198" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="198" />The following are some of the most<a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/category/absurd/" title="<a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/category/absurd/" class="kblinker">absurd</a> laws"> absurd laws</a> (<a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/category/stupid-non-us-laws/" title="silly laws">non-U.S. silly laws</a>)  I have found to date, check em out for a <a href="http://jokes.justsickshit.com" title="sick and silly jokes">good chuckle</a>.</p>
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<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Bolivia</strong>, In Santa Cruz it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">In <strong>Canada </strong>Any debt higher than 25 cents cannot be paid in pennies. In Toronto, it is illegal to ride a streetcar on a Sunday if you have been eating garlic</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">In </font></font><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>China </strong>- A form of population control? Do not stop for pedestrians, just run em over, there are too many people in China anyway&#8230;</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">Drivers who stop at pedestrian crossings may receive a fine or a warning under Article 40 of the Beijing Traffic Laws</font></font></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">In China - yep, they have 2 that made the list, In order to go to college you must be “intelligent”.</font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Denmark </strong>- It is illegal to start a car if there is anyone under it.</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">Denmark - The don&#8217;t make the horse feel inferior law - If a car is overtaking a horse-drawn carriage and the horse becomes agitated, the driver must pull over and if necessary cover the car from the horse’s view.</font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Finland </strong>- Considering its cheaper for air than a ticket, this may be a good thing, unless you are in a hurry. Finnish police do not issue tickets for illegal parking – they just let down the person’s tires. Maybe you can carry an air compressor in the trunk and park anyw</font></font><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">here you like.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>France </strong>- It is illegal to call a pig Napoleon</font></font><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fr.jpg" title="fr.jpg" alt="fr.jpg" align="right" hspace="5" vspace="5" />
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">They may also be a bit paranoid when it comes to alien invasions!</font></font></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li>
<p align="left"><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">It is </font></font><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">illegal to sell dolls with alien faces – they must have human faces.</font></font></p>
</li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">It is illegal to land a flying saucer in a vineyard. </font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Germany </strong>- A pillow is regarded as a “passive weapon”.</font></font><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/de.jpg" title="de.jpg" alt="de.jpg" align="right" hspace="5" vspace="5" /></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>United Kingdom</strong> - that darn dress code - It is illegal for Members of Parliament to enter the House of Commons in full armour.</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">This is brilliant - It is illegal to drive a car without sitting in the front seat</font></font></li>
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<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">I wonder how this came about, the police helmet I mean, A pregnant woman can legally urinate anywhere</font></font><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/uk.jpg" title="uk.jpg" alt="uk.jpg" align="right" hspace="5" vspace="5" /><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"> including in a policeman’s helmet.</font></font></li>
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<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in</font></font><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"> public unless she is employed in an exotic fish shop.</font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Greece </strong>- drivers, watch your hygiene - A driver’s license can be revoked if the person appears poorly dressed or unwashed</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Guinea </strong>- It is illegal to call a baby “Monica”</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Iceland </strong>- A place for quacks or quacked medicine - Anyone is allowed to practice medicine in Iceland provided they display the word Scottulaejnir meaning “Quack doctor”</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Iran </strong>- Iranian law suggests that sex play between animals is not recommended – especially when it involves a lioness</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">It is forbidden to eat snakes on a Sunday</font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Israel </strong>- I guess nose picking may upset the lord. It is illegal to pick one’s nose on the Sabbath</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">I hope you can find matching socks in the dark - No person is allowed to dress or undress with the light switched on.</font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Japan </strong>- Purple a happy color? It is illegal to wear purple unless you are in mourning.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Madagascar </strong>- Pregnant women may not wear hats</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Malaysia </strong>- Oh, I gotta wonder about this one, at least the word &#8220;used&#8221; is not mentioned. It is illegal for restaurant owners to substitute a table napkin with toilet paper.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Paraguay </strong>- Dueling is legal providing both combatants are blood donors, followed by this gem&#8230; A man who catches his wife with someone else in bed is legally permitted to kill his wife and her lover providing he acts immediately.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Peru </strong>- those sexy female alpacas keep getting young men in trouble&#8230; with the law - Unmarried young men are not permitted to keep female alpacas in their apartments.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Russia </strong>- It is illegal to drive a dirty car</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Qatar </strong>- Just plain shit out of luck here - If an unmarried woman falls pregnant she is banned from using hospitals or calling for any medical assistance. Her only options are to do without healthcare or leave the country</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Saudi Arabia</strong> - Who would have thunk it&#8230; it this region of &#8220;sexual equalitty&#8221; It is illegal for women to appear in public without a male relative or guardian present.</font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">Women are not allowed to drive cars</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">It is illegal for male doctors to examine women and female doctors to examine men.</font></font></li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">A woman can divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee. </font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Singapore </strong>- The toilet flushing police are near, watch out - Failure to flush a public toilet is punishable by a fine or a prison sentence if caught during random checks by special police. </font></font>
<ul>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial">If you are caught dropping litter more than 3 times, the penalty is to clean the streets on Sundays wearing a bib saying “I am a litterer”. This will then be broadcast on the local news. </font></font></li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><font color="#000000"><font face="arial"><strong>Turkey </strong>-  The just in case law - All drivers must carry a hygienic body bag suitable for carrying a body up to 18st 12lbs (120 kilos). Failure to do so will result in a fine and possible a 6 month jail sentence.</font></font></li>
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		<title>Silly Laws - outdated dress codes worldwide</title>
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When going outside, cats in the town of Longhorn must wear three bells on their collar to warn of their approach to birds.
In Victoria it is illegal to wear “hot pink pants” after 12 noon on a Sunday.
Bermuda
Women may not wear skirts shorter than 8 inches (20 cm) above the knee 		 Women may not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Australia</p>
<p>When going outside, cats in the town of Longhorn must wear three bells on their collar to warn of their approach to birds.</p>
<p>In Victoria it is illegal to wear “hot pink pants” after 12 noon on a Sunday.</p>
<p>Bermuda</p>
<p>Women may not wear skirts shorter than 8 inches (20 cm) above the knee 		 Women may not wear halter neck tops in public places.</p>
<p>Ecuador</p>
<p>A woman may dance in public wearing nothing but a piece of gauze covering her belly button.</p>
<p><a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/stupid-laws-in-england/" class="kblinker">England</a><br />
In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public unless she is employed in an exotic fish shop.</p>
<p>Israel</p>
<p>No person is allowed to dress or undress with the light switched on.</p>
<p>Japan</p>
<p>It is illegal to wear purple unless you are in mourning.</p>
<p>Laos</p>
<p>Women may not show their toes in public<br />
Madagascar<br />
Pregnant women may not wear hats</p>
<p>Mexico</p>
<p>In Guadalajara it is illegal for women who work in Government offices to wear mini skirts or any form of “provocative” clothing</p>
<p>Thailand</p>
<p>When a man is driving he must always wear a shirt 		 It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing any underwear.</p>

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		<title>History of prohibition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:41:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What I find amusing is that the amount of bars increased during prohibition as did violence. The thing the law was trying to curb. The article states that 1n 1927, during prohibition there were over 30k bars, twice the number before prohibition, the taxpayers were spending 100&#8217;s of millions annually enforcing the liquor laws instead [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/moonahine.jpg" title="moonahine.jpg"><img src="http://laws.justsickshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/moonahine.jpg" title="moonahine.jpg" alt="moonahine.jpg" align="left" height="152" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="192" /></a>What I find amusing is that the amount of bars increased during prohibition as did violence. The thing the law was trying to curb. The article states that 1n 1927, during prohibition there were over 30k bars, twice the number before prohibition, the taxpayers were spending 100&#8217;s of millions annually enforcing the liquor laws instead of collecting millions in taxes towards social programs and city services. I guess prohibition goes into the same pile of BS as every other law that tries to impose a small groups moral and social standards onto the masses, they figure out it&#8217;s a bit hard to enforce. Since the large breweries were forced to close, ordinary people made bank on home brew and moonshine&#8230; unfortunately bathtub brew, if messed up can cause side effects other than drunkenness or a risk of DUI. There were many cases of people going blind, paralysis and death due to home made liquor recipes.</p>
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<p>Enforcement of 1920s&#8217; Prohibition was a formidable task. Bootleggers and rum runners were plentiful. Criminal elements organized because of the large profits in bootlegging. Much of the population had contempt for law enforcement during 1920s&#8217; Prohibition. Chicago’s Al Capone and his organization were considered glamorous figures; supposedly, half the city’s police were on their payroll.</p>
<p>The social reform movement that led to prohibition created more social problems than before. Police <a href="http://corruption.justsickshit.com/" class="kblinker">corruption</a>, murder, bribery, street gangs and organized crime all flourished in new found profits and doubled the amount of now illegal bars than there was before legally. Corruption was one of the things proponents claimed prohibition would abolish&#8230;hmmm.</p>
<p>The first half of the 20th century saw periods of prohibition of alcoholic beverages in several countries, The US, the most famous for liquor and prohibition was not the only country practicing the liquor law.</p>
<ul>
<li>1900 to 1948 in Prince Edward Island, and for shorter periods in other locations in Canada</li>
<li>1914 to 1925 in Russia and the Soviet Union</li>
<li>1915 to 1922 in <span class="mw-redirect">Iceland</span> (though beer was still prohibited until 1989)</li>
<li>1916 to 1927 in <span class="mw-redirect">Norway</span> (wine and beer also included in 1917)</li>
<li>1919 in Hungary (in the Hungarian Soviet Republic, March 21 to August 1; called <em>szesztilalom</em>)</li>
<li>1919 to 1932 in Finland (called <em>kieltolaki</em>)</li>
<li>1920 to 1933 in the United States</li>
</ul>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2">Digitalhistory - liquor law -At midnight, January 16, 1920, the United States went dry; breweries, distilleries, and saloons were forced to close their doors. </font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2">Led by the Anti-Saloon League and the Women&#8217;s Christian Temperance Union, the dry forces had triumphed by linking Prohibition to a variety of Progressive era social causes. Proponents of Prohibition included many women reformers who were concerned about alcohol&#8217;s link to wife beating and child abuse and industrialists, such as Henry Ford, who were concerned about the impact of drinking on labor productivity. Advocates of Prohibition argued that outlawing drinking would eliminate corruption, end machine politics, and help Americanize immigrants. </font></p>
<p><font face="Verdana" size="2">Even before the 18th Amendment was ratified, about 65 percent of the country had already banned alcohol. In 1916, seven states adopted anti-liquor laws, bringing the number of states to 19 that prohibited the manufacture and sale of alcoholic beverages. America&#8217;s entry into World War I made Prohibition seem patriotic since many breweries were owned by German Americans. Wayne Wheeler, lobbyist for the Anti-Saloon League, urged the federal government to investigate &#8220;a number of breweries around the country which are owned in part by alien enemies.&#8221; In December 1917, Congress passed the 18th Amendment. A month later, President Woodrow Wilson instituted partial prohibition to conserve grain for the war effort. Beer was limited to 2.75 percent alcohol content and production was held to 70 percent of the previous year&#8217;s production. In September, the president issued a ban on the wartime production of beer. </font></p>
<p> <a href="http://laws.justsickshit.com/2008/corrupt-laws/history-of-prohibition/#more-112" class="more-link">(more&#8230;)</a></p>

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		<title>Sharia - Islamic moral laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sic</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about the craziest laws of all&#8230;
It is difficult for me to even imagine beating my spouse to keep them in check, murdering my daughter for being a teenager or selling another to the highest bidder&#8230; and being within the law and serving God by doing so.
The sickest laws of all are the ones imposed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about the craziest laws of all&#8230;</p>
<p>It is difficult for me to even imagine beating my spouse to keep them in check, murdering my daughter for being a teenager or selling another to the highest bidder&#8230; and being within the law and serving God by doing so.<br />
The sickest laws of all are the ones imposed by a groups spiritual beliefs, onto all. Actually, If religion was never invented, half the misery and suffering on the planet would most likely have never occurred. I would bet that more people have been killed over organized religion in our written history than all our non-religious wars put together&#8230; the non-religious ones being very few, if any. Even modern wars like WWII and IRAQ were fueled by religious beliefs.</p>
<p>This in fact may be the best example of why criminal and civil law should not be combined with ones personal spirituality.</p>
<p>Islamic laws have long been a source of controversy.</p>
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		<title>I wonder if this law would work worldwide</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 11:42:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta wonder if this is for real, and if it is, what do you do on the off days?
In Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are             not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gotta wonder if this is for real, and if it is, what do you do on the off days?</p>
<p>In Philippines, cars whose license plates end with a 1 or 2 are             not allowed on the roads on Monday, 3 or 4 on Tuesday, 5 or 6 on             Wednesday, 7 or 8 on Thursday, and 9 or 0 on Friday from 7:00 AM             onwards to keep roads free of traffic jams.</p>
<p>Hey, it&#8217;s a hell of a way to cut down on not only traffic jams but many other driving offenses. Think about all the DUI / DWI&#8217;s it would prevent&#8230;  A drunk fool may forget what day it is and choose to walk instead.</p>

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