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Archive for the ‘absurd’ Category
Cop flips on kids for skating downtown in Hot Springs Arkansas. Jarad Graham, Drew Irwin, Skylar Nalls, Matt McCormack, Robbie Brindley, & Casey Canterbury get arrested. I love to bring you these stories, let me guess…..the cop jumped him because he was “disorderly”, refusing to dive to the concrete when the officer ordered him to. WTF America, when are we going to stop and smell the roses that the Government, and specifically the Policing forces of the US are fucked. Who on Earth can justify the way the cop grabs the other “child” after he cant catch the other kid. They are brutal, out of hand, and truly believe they are untouchable. THE POLICE! We are not an anti-government site, nor have any public persuasion to one party or another. But we call bullshit when we see it. Take a look for yourself, and we encourage you to fallow up on the numbers below to complain about police brutality. T
CALL AND COMPLAIN: Bobby Southard Sentinel Record’s Newspaper
Jefferson eyes bong-sale ban Wednesday, March 19, 2008We’ve included this informational video for those of you who need to learn about the horrors of Marijuana, and how to spot illegal paraphernalia. JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP — Local bong sales could go up in smoke beginning with a council discussion tonight. The council agenda includes a sample drug-paraphernalia ordinance outlawing a long list of “all equipment, products and materials of any kind” that could be used for “introducing into the human body a controlled dangerous substance.” The law echoes state statute. However, while the state law limits having the paraphernalia in the context of possession or distribution of drugs, the Jefferson ordinance to be discussed could outlaw the sale of anything in the township that could be construed as paraphernalia in the township without a connection to having or selling controlled substances. Jefferson police Lt. Eric Wilsusen said Jefferson police are looking to limit the sale of potential drug tools and apparatus in two particular Route 15 gas stations. The Getty and Exxon stations recently sold what could be used as drug paraphernalia, particularly implements such as glass pipes and other filtration systems that could be used to smoke marijuana. Getty voluntarily removed the targeted merchandise from the store, but the counter of the Exxon store still is covered with multiple pipes and other paraphernalia that could be used to smoke marijuana. Wilsusen said the ordinance suggested by the police to the council is an attempt to avoid a drug problem, or even “nip it in the bud,” by banning the items for sale within the community. “Obviously, this concerns us,” Wilsusen said. “I guess you can claim if you’re selling these things that people are smoking tobacco out of them, but we all know what it’s used for.” Mayor Russell Felter and Township Attorney Lawrence Cohen could not be reached for comment Tuesday. Wilsusen said the Jefferson council is using an East Rutherford ordinance passed in 1984 as a template for the Jefferson law. East Rutherford police say the law has gone unchallenged and apparently has worked as it was intended. Deputy Chief Larry Minda said he considers their ordinance a success over the last two decades, especially considering the development that has sprung up with the sports complex in the borough. “It actually works well … the foresight was there,” Minda said. East Rutherford also has ordinances limiting the sale of spray paint to combat graffiti, and cracking down on public cigarette smoking by juveniles, Minda said. Like those, the local drug paraphernalia law sets the atmosphere for the town and curbs problems before they happen, he said. “I think it serves as an example and a barometer … and it’s worked out very well,” Minda said. The American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey’s spokeswoman said she had not heard of the East Rutherford or Jefferson ordinances covering the sale of drug paraphernalia. Executive Director Deborah Jacobs said state law already addresses the issues clearly. “I haven’t heard from other municipalities passing ordinances like this,” she said. “I would assume it’s because state law covers this.” Current legal precedents indicate that pipes and other smoking devices sold at the Exxon and other places are legal, if their potential use for controlled substances is not advertised or otherwise specifically known by the seller. This was partially determined in such cases as the 1980 U.S. District Court decision Knoedler vs. Township of Roxbury. In the case, the owner of a shop called Nature’s Head successfully defended his rights to sell potentially unlawful drug paraphernalia. However, the judges’ opinion also said the spirit of the ordinance was well-founded, but it simply outlawed too many items that might have legal uses, such as various pipes that could also be used for tobacco. “The ordinance is aimed at a legitimate target, the sale of paraphernalia utilized in connection with illegal drugs, but its impact is too broad,” wrote Judge H. Lee Sarokin. “It is a cannon where an arrow is more appropriate.” Still, that kind of determination does not seem realistic to many people, said Wilsusen. “The last I checked, there aren’t too many people hand-rolling their cigarettes anymore … let alone smoking tobacco out of 5-foot bongs,” Wilsusen said. However, the situation could resolve itself before council even gets to vote on a potential ordinance. The unnamed manager of the Jefferson Exxon said he wants to avoid the stigma of carrying items that might run afoul of the law and said he likely will send them back with the wholesaler later this week.
Now this my friends, is some funny shite! It’s sad that the US Government goes unchecked for so long that we end up making animations about how they are screwing the American Public, for entertainment. Here, screw me, then I’ll make a funny movie about it so you can get a laugh!
Some Silly Laws in good old California as told to by a fairly smart dude! Let’s take a little trip down taxpayer lane and see what our good hard earned cash is spent on by the government. Basicaly as I see it, they make up new laws so that they have plenty of justification for paying themselves $200,000 a year. No new law making, no jobs for lawmakers! Due you really think that there are laws that just “slipped the mind” of lawmakers over the past 200 years. NO, THEY KEEP SPENDING OUR MONEY, TO HAVE JOBS!
texas dildo law 5 dildo limit or a felony"> You can check out the Dildo Diaries to watch great lawmaking Years after GWB left the Governor’s mansion, the Great State of Texas seems to continue to be obsessed with dildos. I reported on Feb. 13 in Texas Dildo Law Goes Limp that the Fifth Circuit struck down Texas’ Saudi-esque “obscene devices” law.If you have 6 or more dildos, Texas declares that you have ‘intent to distribute‘ and therefore you are a felon. If you have less than 6 then you are merely a hobbyist, and therefore things are okay.well then, that makes sense to me. So Joe goes to prison, convicted felon… asks his fellow inmates “what are they in here for?” he gets… I robbed an old lady, I killed my wife, I got my 20th DUI. Joe looks at his peers and tells them “I got busted with a gift pack that had 6 dildos in it” It was mail order, the ad said 5, but the company threw one in for free. Damned out of state companies. Texas politicians or kings of YOUR bedroom, buy 6 rubber dongs and be a felon for life.
The brief is the same old “the sky is falling” bollocks — as if every time you touch your genitals, an angel burns to death. Now I also found this quote somewhere.
Point is.. There MUST be better things to waste taxpayer money on than arguing over how many rubber toys one may have! WTF people!!! And you gotta love laws that no one has any way to enforce. A great waste of public funds for this mighty state. more views on the absurd texas law
Shouldn’t there be a law against people posting 101 worthless spam comments. Come on now you spammers, your comments get trashed, no matter how great you think they sound. I know you guys love to promote dating, porn and pills… but try something a bit more useful, maybe auto insurance or payday loans. I hear those pay better anyway Exhibit 1 from my comment q BronzyIan | bronzy101@gawab.com |please-arrest-me-for-something-because-I-am-a-moron.com | IP: 85.141.237.3 Hello, While I was aimlessly browsing yesterday night, I came across a dating site, which had profiles Btw, the site was http://getalife-silly-rabbit.com Within half hour or so, I was able to get in touch with 10-15 girls within my locality. What I want to know is, how are the promoters of this site, able to provide service for free? I wouldnt mind paying for such a great service too. ____________ My friend the spammer here, should in fact pay for some English classes in Nigeria instead of that great dating service he seems to want to promote…
Police polygraph test… cops teaching how to lie and pass.This type of stuff really, really annoys me. Police are the people we look for to uphold the laws, not the people who should be teaching other people to circumvent the laws and not get caught… for a price of course. So, let me get this straight… If I am a corrupt wanna be cop, I can pay to have other cops coach me on how to pass the polygraph and entrance tests into the police department? This is the polygraph test I found that many police officers must pass to get hired. The funny… or maybe not so funny part of it was that the person who wrote this was promoting his product to “pass the police polygraph test” and not get caught.
Most of the questions involved are about criminal conduct… I may be nuts here, but how does any PD allow officers to coach others or reveal what will be on the test as a side job? Unlike other fields where stuff like this probably does not matter, here, it does.
Just sick coaching on how to be better at corruption
The silly stupid and absurd beer, wine and liquor laws in the US. so cheers and enjoy the humor.
Sit back, crack the beer, read the beer prayer on the left and now begin to read the silly and stupid beer and wine laws below.. be careful to not spill. Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas California Colorado Connecticut Delaware Florida Georgia Hawaii Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Maine Maryland Massachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana We are moving on to the N’s now… wow, thats like 1/2 way through this list… check out the beer mug below and make sure it does not resemble you. Nebraska Nevada New Hampshire New Jersey New Mexico New York North Carolina North Dakota
Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania Rhode Island South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont
West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming After reading this long ass list of crazy, silly and just stupid beer laws… you may relate to this great image.
At first glance this does look like a joke of somekind.. you really gotta look at the image and say WTF! This is the biggest lynching in history for sure. But it is real, this is the lynching of an elephant named Mary. The year is 1916 and vigilante justice is the rage, whether its a negro or an elephant at the end of the noose does not seem to matter, townspeople come out in mobs, a family affair, to see the spectacle of a good lynching to satisfy the bloodlust. War was raging and… It was a good year for scapegoats. It was a good year to hang an elephant. I do say lynching because lynching is the execution without trial carried out by an angry mob… and yes, there was a town angry at Mary. A circus came to town along with the elephants, clown and trained seals. Mary the elephant was billed as the largest elephant around with the promoters hyping her up as have killed a dozen people for the show. Here is part of the elephant lynching story and the event that led to such a sick act. Mary was billed as “the largest living land animal on earth”; her owner claimed she was three inches bigger than Jumbo, P.T. Barnum’s famous pachyderm. At 30 years old, Mary was five tons of pure talent: she could “play 25 tunes on the musical horns without missing a note”; the pitcher on the circus baseball-game routine, her .400 batting average “astonished millions in New York.” Rumor and exaggeration swarmed about Mary like flies. She was worth a small fortune: $20,000, Charlie Sparks claimed. She was dangerous, having killed two men, or was it eight, or 18? She was Charlie Sparks’ favorite, his cash cow, his claim to circus fame. She was the leader of his small band of elephants, an exotic crowd-pleaser, an unpredictable giant. On Monday, September 11, 1916, Sparks World Famous Shows played St. Paul, Va., a tiny mining town in the Clinch River Valley. Which is where drifter Red Eldridge made a fatal decision. Slight and flame-haired, Red had nothing to lose by signing up with Sparks World Famous Shows: he’d dropped into St. Paul from a Norfolk and Western boxcar and decided to stay for a while. Eldridge was hired as an elephant handler and marched in the circus parade that afternoon. From statements from that time, it seems that Eldridge may not have had the experience or smarts to handle such large animals. Yep, he may not have realized a 5 ton animal can kill you with a step. The story of what happened has many versions, the witness story seemed to keep changing. There were 5 versions of how the man was killed from being accidental to a fit of rage. Anyway… the town wanted justice and since mob justice and lynchings were all the rage in the early 1900’s… an public elephant execution was demanded. They tried to shoot Mary, but that had little effect. They tried electrocution but that did not kill her either. So they wanted the tried and true method of hanging. Mary was hung from a railroad crane that at first try broke, sent her crashing to the ground breaking her hip. The following is way sick for society, even turn of the last century, and families with children but… more than 2,500 people gathered to watch Mary swing near the turn-table and powerhouse on that drizzly afternoon. One of those witnesses, Myrtle Taylor, remembered that every child in Erwin was at the Clinchfield Yards. “And they took the other elephants and Mary down Love Street from the performance to the railyards, trunk to tail. We kids hung back because we were scared to death, but still we wanted to see it.” Wade Ambrose, who was 20 at the time Mary was hung, recalls that the roustabouts chained Mary’s leg to the rail, then drove her companions back around the roundhouse. “They had a time getting the chain around her neck. Then they hooked the boom to the neck chain, and when they began to lift her up, I heard the bones and ligaments cracking in her foot. They finally discovered that she’d not been released from the rail, so they did that.”
Lynchings were never real laws, they were illegal, but back than the mob was the law. Here are some of the craziest excuses I have ever heard for punishment, much less capitol punishment. These are all reasons people, mostly black men, got lynched in the Southern United States at the turn of the last century. The reasons seem just insane, if you read the lists you run into many men lynched for such capitol crimes as:
I look at that list in astonishment. Its just amazing how little value was placed on life not all that long ago where a mob would lynch a person for something as trivial as “insulting a woman”… Hell, if they kept that shit up, 2/3 of the male population would have been hanging from a tree before ever reaching puberty. Here are the links to the full lists of Lynchings in the Southern US. florida hangings and lynchings in 1900's">Florida Lynchings alabama and the south">Alabama Lynchings and here is one of the worst excuses for a lynching in the great state of Kentucky for an entire family… babies and all Mrs. Walker lynched for race prejudice Mr. Walker lynched for cursing a white woman 3 walker children for race prejudice Daughter and son walker lynched for race prejudice and lastly baby walker lynched for race prejudice. From how it reads it looks like 3 generations. Just sick WOW… I never knew babies could be prejudiced against white folk since they can’t yet talk. |
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