Here are a few great stupid laws from Kansas:

Don’t try this one at home…

The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

And be advised if this happens, no one is going anywhere at all:

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.  huh? say what?

Why? not sure but it seems that …

No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.

In Derby,Kansas it is illegal to be married on a skatedboard, ride a skateboard to your wedding in your suit or at all, or to be married in a skateboard park.

Stupid laws in Kansas by county 

• Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. (Derby)
• Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving. (Derby)
• Riding an animal down any road is against the law. (Derby)
• It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. (Dodge City)
• All places of business must provide a horse water troth (Dodge City)
• All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. (Lawrence)
• No one may wear a bee in their hat. (Lawrence)
• One may not picket a funeral. (Overland Park)
• Musical car horns are banned. (Russell)

And please be advised that… Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. (Wichita)