It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

Not too many dumb laws and stupid regulations in Louisiana 

It is illegal to gargle in public places.

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.”

New Orleans
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.

You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.