Laws prohibit the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores-with one major exception. Prophylactics mat be dispensed by vending machines only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises”

In Halethrope it is illegal to kiss for more than one second.

In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters.

Maryland stupid laws and sick regulations by county

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) (Baltimore)

• No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time. (Baltimore)
• It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. (Baltimore)
• Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. (Baltimore City)
• You may not curse inside the city limits. (Baltimore City)
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish. (Columbia)
• Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. (Columbia)
• A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Ocean City)
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. (Ocean City)
• It’s not the maid! In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
• In Baltimore it’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
• In Baltimore it’s also illegal to take a lion to the movies. Could it have anything to do with them getting all worked up when that MGM lion starts roaring before the flick starts?