Better teach your kids a few new church tricks in Nebraska…
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Nebraska stupid and crazy laws by county

• Doughnut holes may not be sold. (Lehigh)
• Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. (Omaha)
• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. (Omaha)
• Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M. (Waterloo)