Pennsylvania Stupid laws

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

It is illegal in Pittsburgh, Penn., to sleep in a refrigerator.

The state law of Pennsylvania prohibits singing in the bathtub.

In Pennsylvania, “any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.”
In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer’s Anti-Automobile society set up some “rules of the road.” In effect, they said:

1. “Automobiles traveling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear.”

2. “If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery.”

3. “In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes.”

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