In hotels in Sioux Falls every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it’s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

A woman over fifty is not allowed to go outside and strike up a conversation with a married man older than 20. You’re guessing that some old geezer law maker’s wife ran off with the gardener? Me too.